First, I feel better now that I have a TV dinner in front of me.

Second, I have a booger in my nose that I have been working at for 30 minutes or so with no luck.

3rd, dont really know but a 3 some with my wife & another hot chick would really kick *** right now.

4th, my hips still hurt from Saturday night/Sunday morning. After staggering through the house after sex looking for my glass of tea, I knock an empty glass off the counter in the kitchen while turning the light on. By this point, I have cussed from one end of the house to the other cause of pain & the [censored] glass. Tamara cleaned it up. On my way back to the bedroom I grabbed the baby wipes. Cleaned my junk off & fell into bed. Still cussing cause of the pain. During this wave of cussing, Tamara got into bed & I gave her two options. One, we either start swapping positions more or two, we quite [censored], having sex & making love. Guess what the [censored] she said, TWO I about [censored] myself right then. I thought about [censored] myself for a few seconds but decided not to since I would have to clean it up. So I kicked the covers off me & wiggled over to my edge of the bed & passed out thinking I should have stayed at the club & got [censored] faced.

5, Paintball. I dont know what I want to do with/about it. I will come back to this in a minute.

6 ~ Been talking to a chick at work. Not really talking since we are writing on product & sending it through the product piping to each other. From what I have gathered, she wants my cock. A little tall for me but taco is taco right? I have no intentions to [censored] her cause Im not going to do that to Tamara. Plus Im not really wanting to pay for a divorce & child support. More or less doing it for the "hunt". You know that rush from chasing tail? Ya that. Im pretty damn sure I could [censored] her by the weekend but oh well, to bad for her. On a possible ODD side note, I wouldnt mind taking a look & possible taste of her cooter. You know, something different from the normal taco in my face.

7 % Paintball.............. OH MY [censored] GOD!!@$!@%@#$^ What the [censored] is wrong with me??? Last fall I was KIND OF thinking about taking a break for a while cause of some [censored] that happened here around the house. Well, I kept putting it off & putting it off until something came along to keep me in it for a while. Long story short, it was a team. WOOHOO.... get ready for some tourney ball!! That [censored] was going good. The third guy on the team had to back out cause of his newborns problems. Picked up what seem like a kool fella. Ya he was but I still dont like him. Just something about it. Shortly after that Jesse found out he had to work like 8 Saturdays in a row. Ya that [censored] his playing/practicing up. Picked up 2 guys from 2+ hours north of the field. Ya 2 [censored] hours. They seemed like good guys. Some crazy [censored] in the past but nothing like killing anyone. Jason would/is/could be a badass front guy. Mike would be a damn good back/mid guy. [censored] going good for us four (me, Foster, Mike & Jason). Practice is going good when we get together. Im learning some [censored] & what not. Well, 3 weeks before the 1st tourney, I more or less take charge to get everything lined out for us. Fast forward a bit, up to 2 days before the tourney. Thursday morningish.... wind has calmed down from what it was the past few days, so I decide to go out back & burn boxes. Get the fire going & finally throw the last box on the fire. Well, I had a piece jump out & land in the grass. It spreads a little & I go to put it out. Well needless to say, I couldnt get it out & the wind [censored] picked up. By the time the fire department got it out, I burned up roughly a 1/4 acre & the fire started to get into my barn. I was pretty much in shock. During the fire & right before the fire dept got there, Mike called & I told him to call back later. Fast forward a little, fires out, FD gone & left BAD ruts in the back yard, Tamara is keeping an eye on me, Im carrying around a jug of tea cause Im that thirsty. Mike calls, Tam answers it since she has it. She puts it on speaker phone & slides it into my shirt pocket. Long story short, Mike says that he, Jason & Foster are pulling out of the team & making their own. Mainly cause of how some stuff was handled amongst the team & the fact that Jesse got off that weekend & Was gonna go with us. They were pissed cause we worked this hard & Jesse hasnt done [censored] & was just gonna walk in & take part of the whatever.... cant remember Mike's word. Remember, the tourney starts in roughly 36-40 hours. Plus Im in shock cause of the fire. Then I ask him if he is going to call Jesse or not. He asked me if I would. Ya. But he did say I was a badass baller & more than welcome to come play with them & be part of the team. Due to all the grass I smoked, I didnt go to work that night or the tourney. Oh well. Jesse got the other fella that backed out cause of his kid & another local fella whos team backed out on him. They came in dead last. Got their asses spanked. I really dont know what I want to do, attempt to find a 3rd person & make a team with jesse or take a break for a while & get [censored] under control here at the house.

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#9 I had something to say for eight but cant remember.

longer than 1 paragraph... too long for me

#4 & #6 are the funny ones.... others are just flat out not worth reading.

#6 Don't let the little head get the big head in trouble. If you do it and she finds out your gonna get [censored] with your pants on, I'll explain. If she finds out she'll just flat out leave you and take half your [censored] along with half your weekly paycheck. If she finds out but forgives you that will be a double bladed sword. You will then start wondering if she's gonna use the "get some dick for free card" that you gave her by cheating or she will question you constantly every place you go because she no longer trusts you and probably never will. Word to the wise if the taco isn't as spicy as it once was it's not the tacos fault, you just need to spice'n that taco up again. Trust me there will always be someone out there that wants to take your taco from you.


#7 Finding a good group of guys to form a team is hard, I went through 4 different teams in 2 years till I found 5 guys outta them teams to put together. It is more of a headache then it's worth some times. Normally it's guys who don't have the money or are not committed to practicing and getting better that just [censored] everything up.

#7 is why i dont play on teams.

read up to the part about paintball...

get tamara into doggy style and surprise buttsecks her.
that oughta straighten [censored] out real fast.

zephyr6831 wrote:read up to the part about paintball...

get tamara into doggy style and surprise buttsecks her.
that oughta straighten [censored] out real fast.

Tried that once..... didnt turn out good. She reacted WAY faster than I thought she could, I slipped & she swears my whole dick went in her. I know it didnt. I like doggy, she is so-so about it.

Sascha, I see why. I think Im working my way there.

Sparky, Im not gonna [censored] around on her. Never did it with any one else I was with & not going to start with her, my wife. So you saying get some Tabasco & pour on it? Im kind of scared to try that cause I might really try to take a bite out of it.

I brought up our sex life some time back, maybe a month or so now. It got better for a little while. As in she was getting on top & riding me for an alarm clock so I can get up for work. Not every night, which I can understand cause some times my son doesnts goto sleep til later & that screws with the time she has to throw together some food & still get me up.

Plus there is some [censored] that happened last year that I cant get out of my head. About the only time I can keep it out of my head is playing paintball. That hasnt been since March so ya.... & the time at work give my mind plenty of time to think about it. Its got so bad I have to force myself to think about paintball while working to take my mind off it for a few minutes..

Lost my train of thought. Time to make some tea.

Glad to hear, it's just when men are on the pursuit of new taco sometimes there mind isn't in the right place. I'm not saying dump Tabasco sauce on it, just liven things up and try new things. Go to a toy (adult) store and look for something that both of you might enjoy. Sex can get boring real fast if your doing the same thing repeatedly, I'm not saying it is in your case just putting it out there.

Well, my mind isnt in the right place & hasnt for years. Plus I have some decision (spelling?) making problems. Like my Classic Timmy, OMFG, so many ideas have been scrapped. We were in a sex rut a long time ago but due to outside forces, it pretty much had to be that way. I want to say we got out of it by going to the club all the time. We.... err..... she has some toys but one was used once. She didnt like it to much. I still have yet to figure out why cause she used to like me to hum while eating her out. Maybe it was just a different feel or something. As far as sticking something in her beside dick, she has never really liked it. Even while we were dating & [censored] all the time she didnt like a finger in while eating her. For a long time Ive joked with her about me getting a cock pump. Ya, she dont like that idea much. Her answer is normally, "[censored] You!!", "HELL NO!!" or "I will buy you a pocket pussy cause you aint gonna stick that in me".

I guess Im kind of to the point of not giving a [censored] about sex. Its still good but the zest is gone.

i found it, your ok now

LMAO

I feel the same way about her not wanting to do it anymore, im in the same boat. Hoping this cruise helps spice things back up again.

A little update on my sex life.....

She "woke" me up last night for work. I became aware as to what was going on when I felt her tug on my boxers. She hoped on top & went at it. I was awake the whole time but I kept my eyes close for the first 10 minutes to [censored] with her. The next 10 minutes was me actually waking up & doing a little work. Switched over to doggy, remember Im still in that kind of asleep but kind of awake state. I guess I beating it down to hard & deep cause her hand swung at me & a loud OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Couple minutes later, did it again without thinking. Oh well, I was awake, got my nut & was a little behind schedule.

No real updates on the chick from work. She still flips me off in the parking lot & gives me that evil/kinky look when I see her.

Right on man! Squeaky wheel gets greased!